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There is no...
There is no forgiveness in nature. Only Miracle-Gro.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Anonymous asked: Do you prefer to hang your toilet paper over, under or do you roll both ways?
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The Rolling Stones “Sticky Fingers” record album wouldn’t be as good if they had chosen velcro. 
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I've been thinking about Goats and...
I’ve been thinking about Goats and… One of the oldest domesticated species of animals, goats have been bred by humans for their milk, meat, skin, and fur. There are over three hundred different breeds of goat - really. Yes, really. Google-it as i’m very familiar with those “really, Dad” expressions my kids give me.  Female goats are known as nannies, and their...
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“The all new Ford F150 can tow 6,580,798,520,700,000,000,000 tons which is...”
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“Discrete Cleaners—We clean all questionable wardrobes. No questions asked...”
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Elephants never forget and for a very good reason!
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“Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.”
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