May 2013
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Article: How to hack a nation's infrastructure
How to hack a nation’s infrastructure http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22524274
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“Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.”
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“All My Calories - Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than...”
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“Gunter glieben glauchen globen.
Alright, I got somethin’ to say.
Yeah,...”
– Gunter, glieben, glauchen, globen are the first four “words” of Def Leppard’s “Rock of Ages” and Offspring’s “Pretty Fly for a White Guy.” Both bands have something to say but WTF does it really mean? With the exception of “globen” as the...
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“When I am sad, I sing, acapella and sometimes acoustic and then the world is sad...”
“To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.”
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“When in doubt empty the magazine.”
April 2013
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“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
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“When blondes have more fun, do they know it?”
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“When all else fails, admit that I am right and kiss my ass.”
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“When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.”
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“When someone points skyward, it’s the fool that looks at the finger.”
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“Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?”
No branding at all.
When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment.
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Shortest complete sentence in English is...
Shortest complete sentence in English
“Go.”
The understood subject is “You”. “[You] go”. This makes complete sense to me. Go. Just go and check this out for yourself.
“You’re lyin’ like a no-legged dog!”
“Excuses are like backsides. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.”
“Don’t go pissin’ on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”
“In order to be creative, we must lose our fear of being wrong.”
“Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of good luck.”
“He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.”
“Well that just dills my pickle!”
Translation: 'The Bawse' is sorry he's catching...
The Bawse is sorry (to Reebok) that you heard him wrong.
http://www.spin.com/articles/rick-ross-rape-lyric-apology-twitter-reebok-drop
March 2013
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After Kitty plays with it will she be sweating? Cats cannot break a sweat because they have no sweat glands.
I’m a maker of rules, dealing with fools. I can cheat you blind. I don’t need to see any more. I can read. I can read. I can read your mind.
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Would "Jews" believe this?
Speed dating, invented by a rabbi from Los Angeles in 1999, is based on a Jewish tradition of chaperoned gatherings of young Jewish singles.
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Article: The 50 Other Bands You Need to Hear from...
The 50 Other Bands You Need to Hear from SXSW http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/sxsw-2013-best-bands-15191781?spr_id=1456_7255989&src=spr_TWITTER
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